Intellectual Property Consultations


Consultations are available to those seeking intellectual aid and relief through the creation, alteration, improvement, destruction, or rebuilding of an intellectual property. I provide collaborative counseling through pleasant discussion to stimulate creativity, form cohesive strategy, and tactically design a master plan of achievement. I utilize my own creative faculties, stabilizing perspective, and my midwestern common sense.

Here's how it goes.

  1. You briefly walk me through the most important details; we make an appointment.
  2. At the appointment, by phone, app, or in person, you explain the predicament more fully.
  3. Then, we engage in a discussion where you receive strategic, tactical, and/or creative direction, information, and above all custom-tailored help regarding your intellectual property needs.
Please Note: Make sure to have your birth information ready: Date, Location, Time.  

Guidance, orchestration, and consulting on existential incertitude, crime solving, missing persons, depression, obscure dilemma, and general malaise are charged extra at a premium price.

  Please specify in the form at the bottom of this page if you require special attention and treatment.


It is important to note what qualifies me for any sort of consultation services.

I am trustworthy of dispensing quality counsel through my experience as a professional writer, developing metaphysician, business owner, real estate investor, on-screen actor, futures trader, and because of my Midwestern common sense.

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